Cozy Caretaker T-Shirts

Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Love me?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

The Big Tree

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Dog in the Bed.

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

Satan in the fireplace

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

'You're needed at the can opener.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Which side do you want?"

Thanks for house sitting!

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

Cold Call

"My dad works in surveillance."

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"