Cozy Caretaker Gifts

Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Love me?"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Big Tree

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Dog in the Bed.

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

Satan in the fireplace

"I'm training him to do chores."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

"Which side do you want?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

Thanks for house sitting!

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

Cold Call

"My dad works in surveillance."

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"