Comforting Caretaker Gifts

'I want my mommy.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"I'm training him to do chores."

Patient

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Cold Call

"My dad works in surveillance."

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

Paediatric medicine

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Sympathetic Friends

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

40 years later...

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

Pope Francis

"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."

"We're one of the few professions that honors Labor Day by continuing to labor."

Chub Chub!