Loving Caregivers Gifts

Chub Chub!

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

NHS recruitment.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?'

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

Twins

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

Family courts.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"He had a full two weeks."

'It never fails to stop him crying - handing him the phone.'

Responsibility