Loving Caregivers Gifts

Chub Chub!

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

NHS recruitment.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?'

Hey, anyone? I'd like some attention. Waaaaa!! You okay, baby? Now I see how this works.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

Family courts.

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Humanitarian Medical Work

Responsibility