Glamorous Caregiver Gifts

Yummy Mummy

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Patient

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

Care for the elderly.

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

Chub Chub!

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'Intensive caring unit'

Mother taping childs mouth.

Cactus Mime

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'