Fabulous Caregiver Gifts

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Twins

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Yummy Mummy

Patient

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Man pushing elderly lady in a wheelchair.

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

Chub Chub!

"Gee, Mom, I'm sorry you're sick, but can't we get a sub?"

Cactus Mime