Playful Caregivers Gifts

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Yummy Mummy

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Patient

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Care for the elderly.

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'