Crafty Caregiver Gifts

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Twins

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Patient

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

Care for the elderly.

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."