Fun-loving Caregivers Gifts

Twins

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Yummy Mummy

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Patient

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Care for the elderly.

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'Intensive caring unit'