Caregiver With A Playful Heart Gifts

Paediatric medicine

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

Twins

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Yummy Mummy

Patient

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

Cold Call

Care for the elderly.

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

40 years later...

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'