Cheeky Caregiver Gifts

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

"What was the name of that adoption agency?"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Yummy Mummy

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Patient

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'Try to think of it as drip therapy.'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

Paediatric medicine

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."

Mother taping childs mouth.

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'