Cheeky Healthcare Enthusiast Gifts

'On second thought.. Perhaps Ms. Dobbs ought to take that tray into the cardiac ward!'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Meds Toast

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

Flu Drugs.

"He's a whiz kid."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.