Quirky Healthcare Lover Gifts

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Flu Drugs.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

A Mom and Pop Operation

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.