Quirky Health Lover Gifts

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Vegetarian Birds

Turtle Trailer Court

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

What, I'm the only one suddenly craving walnuts?

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Fruits and vegetables

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'Slow and hurl.'

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

Cross Fit

Dr. Potato Head

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

"I sprinkle each bun with a little chia seed...you know...nature's super food."

"I had trouble opening the child-proof cap."

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

The high fibre diet

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist.