Quirky Fitness Lover Gifts

Yoga for Alcoholics

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Man using mustache to pull himself up during situps

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

Pastry Hat

A man washing a mascot costume

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Snapshots in Time

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Joan Crawford junior

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

The Sports Fanatic

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."