Quirky Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

Turtle Trailer Court

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'