Quirky Lifestyle Fans Gifts

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Magic mushroom

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'Slow and hurl.'

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Teacup

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Titan Arum

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Just browsing."

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."