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"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Jarvis Cocker

Turtle Trailer Court

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Builders fashion range

She was always an introvert.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Magic mushroom

Dang clip ons!

'Slow and hurl.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Teacup

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Titan Arum

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Just browsing."