Quirky Lifestyle Celebrators Pillows

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Happy new year!"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Sal's Birthday Cart

'Slow and hurl.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Castaways at Christmas

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

'Home?'

Ironing out the kinks.

A Redneck Christmas

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Through sheer willpower, Ben achieved his dream of becoming a butter knife.

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"