Quirky Lifestyle Appreciator Pillows

He loved the beach.

Turtle Trailer Court

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Snapshots in Time

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Joan Crawford junior

Ass-less Chaps