Quirky Lifestyle Appreciator T-Shirts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Hats

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Ass-less Chaps