Messy Lifestyle Appreciator T-Shirts

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Glyndebourne

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

How very Hampstead!

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."