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How very Hampstead!

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Turtle Trailer Court

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Glyndebourne

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Champagne Charlie.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."