Lifestyle Aficionado T-Shirts

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

Geriatrics: 'wine...women...song'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Be Healthy

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Fitness guru.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Champagne Charlie.

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

A tessellation of running figures.

Step aerobics

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'New money or old money?'