Lifestyle Aficionado Prints

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

Geriatrics: 'wine...women...song'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Be Healthy

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Fitness guru.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Champagne Charlie.

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

A tessellation of running figures.

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Step aerobics

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'New money or old money?'