Lifestyle Connoisseur Prints

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'New money or old money?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

A Woman's Conquests.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'Could you ask the dentist if it's okay for me to use my own spitton?'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

FAD fashion mag: Trays on desk read: In/So Not In.

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."