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'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Leo McKern

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Champagne Charlie.

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"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."