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'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Ladies

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Glyndebourne

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'And who are you wearing?'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Monica Bellucci

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'New money or old money?'

Liz Hurley

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bar Refaeli

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'