Glamorous Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Ladies

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Glyndebourne

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Champagne Charlie.

'And who are you wearing?'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'