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Wealthy Peacocks.

"Twenty seven million dollars isn't old."

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Greenwich in the Season'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'New money or old money?'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'