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'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Champagne Charlie.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We grind our own catnip."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Important balloons, $30.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Unnecessary Surgery

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'He glued himself to the floor again.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.