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'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Greenwich in the Season'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Champagne Charlie.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"We grind our own catnip."

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"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

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"Welcome to our private banking group."

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'He glued himself to the floor again.'