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"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Golden Eggs.

I have a dream.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Where'd you get that?"

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

What is possible...

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

Investments. Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your money.

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."