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"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

Castaway: 'With interest, my bank account is worth $5000! Enough to buy me a brand new Cadillac!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Champagne Charlie.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!