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A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Home Sweet Home

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"So...do you have a job now?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Private Jet

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Yakety-Yak

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

I told you that kid was spoiled.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

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