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"If only this wasn't a dream!"

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"...For the yacht Jim...just think of the yacht!"

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