Luxury Home Dreamer T-Shirts

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Realty. Remember

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Surreal war artist.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'