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'That's my plumber's house.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'We'll take it!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Sleeping Beauty.

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