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'That's my plumber's house.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'We'll take it!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.