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A military officer walks down a path to his house which is shaped like The Pentagon.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Walk-in closets and a second bathroom - this IS heavenly!'

'Who needs central heating? I've got plenty of vintage port.'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

I love what you've done with your hare.

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'