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"Someday I'd like to make this into my private study, but right now it's my wife's private study."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Shelter Cat Nap

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'