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"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

'And in addition to a great room, this home has a cool room,super duper room and a totally awesome room.'

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

'I've changed my minds. Maybe we don't need open plan living.'

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

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For the seventh straight year, the tentative professor's office remains undecided, anxiously,hopeless, unfurnished.

"Yes, I did say I wanted a TV mounted on the wall. But, I was referring to a new, light flat screen."

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

'Looking back, I wish we hadn't removed that built-in wardrobe...'

'Architectural Digest rejected my subscription again.'

'How do you get furniture to fit?'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Actually, we're looking for a more dignified entrance.'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"I could use a lampshade...and some furniture...and maybe every single item in the Sears catalogue."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'