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'Nowadays they'd be built upside down.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

I love what you've done with your hare.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."