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"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

The Art Student.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Home depot."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."