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"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

The Art Student.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."