Diy Dreamer Mugs

'Now that we've adjusted to the dampness, we just love this house.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Goofy builder.

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

"Would it be possible for you to totally exaggerate how much it will cost and how long it will take, so we'll be pleasantly surprised at the end?"

'No offense, but after building that bike for over three years, I thought you would've made better progress.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"You've burnt the toast? That's it, we need a new kitchen."

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Library Books.

'Today on the Mr Fix It Show.'

Bathroom DIY

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

'I thought this class would be about buying things at the mall.'

Invention to hit the TV.

"This one he can do"

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Think about it Dad: if we were to build a moat around our house, it would keep cats at bay..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

Sky blue

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

DIY Project Fantasy

"I do a lot of work on my house, but none of it rises to the level of home improvement."

"This is the driver, isn't it?"

Carpenter

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."