Diy Dreamer Gifts

'Now that we've adjusted to the dampness, we just love this house.'

Goofy builder.

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'No offense, but after building that bike for over three years, I thought you would've made better progress.'

The Tardis Shed

"Would it be possible for you to totally exaggerate how much it will cost and how long it will take, so we'll be pleasantly surprised at the end?"

'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"You've burnt the toast? That's it, we need a new kitchen."

Library Books.

'Today on the Mr Fix It Show.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"This is the driver, isn't it?"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"I do a lot of work on my house, but none of it rises to the level of home improvement."

DIY Project Fantasy

Sky blue

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Think about it Dad: if we were to build a moat around our house, it would keep cats at bay..."

"I can't figure out the design flaw in these things! Every one I make just rolls down the hill!"

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

'I thought this class would be about buying things at the mall.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Bathroom DIY

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

Invention to hit the TV.

"This one he can do"

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"