Diy Dreamers Gifts

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Painting

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"Home depot."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Home Sweet Home

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

D.I.Y

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Giraffe Portrait

"I'm starting to think stripes."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.