Home Project Dreamer Gifts

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Home depot."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

D.I.Y

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Painting

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).