Home Makeover Dreamer Gifts

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Uneven room.

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Pampered and poodled.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.