Home Makeover Dreamers Gifts

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Planner at work.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"