Home Renovation Dreamer Gifts

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"You're welcome."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Texturing the Walls

A holiday at home

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."